The Carnival of Carnage is in my town = (
So there is this carnival that is in my town (no relevance to ICP) that people like... die at.
It is portable, the town gets part of the money and the carnival gets most of it.
The portable part is dangerous, the rides aren't built in to the ground. they are all old and rusty too.
These carnival people are criminals. All the games are scams. My sister threw a dart in one of the stars a few years back at this carnival, she's supposed to win a prize but the carnival person just quickly took down the dart and said she missed. Out five bucks.
I see throw up everywhere there was this ride that spun around so fast that you could climd on the walls and there was so much throw up in it -ick- just think about it, if someone throws up from the fast motion their excrement will fly right back into their face...
Its dangerous anyway. loose bolts and nasty ass 5 year old cotton candy in a jar.
I'm staying away from the carnival this year.

Anyway I thought of a joke when I went to Shaws supermarket yesterday. You see, there were these pre-made chickens in plastic container that already were cooked and had spices on them on this little cart under a frickin heat lamp. it would be a funny subject, supermarkets, for a comedian. the joke I made was 'Anyone who would buy one of those chickens probably goes by the five second rule' = P I made a funny. It could use some shortening and revision though.